You get peanut butter without salmonella, but it's too sticky, and you can't rinse it out of your mouth.
You end up with tons of cavities.

I wish I had perfect teeth.

You get some peanut butter, but it's literally peanut in butter, and laced with cyanide.

I wish for help because I'm a newbie

You get help because you're a newbie, but later, you don't receive any help because they all think you should know the site by then.

I wish I had perfect teeth. Because this wasn't granted yet either.

you get perfect teeth but u have to wear braces forever
I wish lauren(blaker) was feeling better and didnt have strep throat

I begin to feel better but realize i have a cold instead that is even worse then strep.

GRRRRRR

I wish Zach (fiezach) would stop flirting with me!!

zach stops flirting but then he starts hitting on you

I wish I could stop flirting with lauren (hope it helps)

You stop flirting with me and flirt with Hiss instead=)

I wish i had FULL unlimited texting.

u get unlimited text but it still cost millions

i wish for ideas on things to wish for

You get millions of ideas but they have already been used

I wish that i could be a centimeter taller.

u go a centimeter taller but then u can find any clothes that fit (best i got)

I wish i wasnt the shortest at school

u grow a centimeter taller but thats all u grow

i wish i dont get killed for corrupting a smidgets wish

im going to anwer zachs.

TAKE IT OFF OR I WILL HURT YOU!!!
(he took it down)

I wish zach could actually be smart for once and not interfere with my personal life!!!!

i wish i cud witness zachs homicide

Wish Granted

I wish I could hug Kristina right now..

u witness zachs homicide then his killer comes after u

I wish lauren would forgive me because i know i went to far ()