There's more to the The Darkside than just my special cookies. We have lots of special things to amuse my subjects.

One of their favorite items is my Vending Machine. Some of you may have seen it and used it before. Many of you will be using it for the first time.

Keep in mind, this is The Darkside. Not everything is sugar and spice and all things nice. Actually, nothing is sugar and spice and nothing is nice. So don't expect anything great to come out of this machine.

I will let you in on a secret though. There is a slim chance of getting a better prize if you send ME a prize.

Are you feeling lucky? Do you think you can find an item that will keep me amused for a while?

Keep in mind that you don't have to send me anything. It may just improve the chance of getting a better prize for yourself. There are no guarantees on anything from The Darkside.

Now, step right up and give my machine a kick. Should it be a hard kick or a gentle kick? That's up to you.

okay Echo, I have given you a lot of cookies. I have just kicked the "you know what" out of your machine.

*attacks the machine*

Let me know if the pig went "wee, wee, wee" all the way home!

Why do I have to kick it >.>

*Sends flying monkeys to abuse machine*

*has a go and kicks it hoping for the best *

*lifts leg* Oh you said KICK the machine sorry about that Skooter will clean up the mess

*hits with hand and runs, throwing a cat he stole from Bubbles behind him*

kicks machine to oblivia!!!!! now for something really really good i hope

Thank you Echo!

thanks Echo

ok I'm kicking the machine gently lol and sending you a present

Thank you Echo ^^

ok, the machine is still working. None of you have kicked it hard enough to break it.

buddylove will fix the dents.

Thank you Echo. Sure thing.

ok, time to put the lock back on my machine and get buddy working to fix it.