granted but people try to walk through you when you are invisible.

I wish for a portion of more self-confidence.

Granted, but it is still not enough. You need all self confidence to do something.

I wish that I would be able to go to camp sooner.

granted, camp starts NOW. You find that you're not packed to go yet and miss the bus

I wish that my eyesight was better

Granted, but it's so good that your eyes explode.

I wish I could make up my mind faster.

granted but now you decide things too fast and make stupid choices like standing on your head in a bowl of potato salad while whistling "Row Row Row Your Boat" through a car wash


I wish I could pet a live sabertooth tiger

granted. but it wants lunch first.

I wish that my blisters from having my boots on for a week straight were healed.

granted, but now you have blisters on your face.

I wish that I could eat good baked ziti every night for a week and not get sick.

Granted ,but you choke on it and die.

I wish ice cream was in every corner of every street of every town of every city of every country.

Granted, but summers come and now we all live in quite a sticky mess...

I wish for a new job!

Granted, but you are a garbage person.

I wish I had a happy, healthy, loving, kind unicorn!

granted. but unicorns, while beautiful, are really dark-hearted beasts... and yours decides to trample you into oblivion.

I wish it was impossible to get snivelly in warm weather.

Granted, but you can not retain consciousnesses in temperatures about 10 C.

I wish I didn't have to wear shoes!

Granted, but you step on broken glass and rusty nails and end up at the ER.

I wish could lose weight.

granted, but ironically, that was the name of your pet dog for the past 10 years.

I wish that buses and airlines had beds instead of seats.