Granted, you don't have a head anymore
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I wish the school I go to exploded for *cough* unknown *cough* reasons.

Granted, but you were in the school in the time of the explosion.

I wish that I knew how to code a virtual pet site.

Granted, but now you are blind and can not code anything.

I wish I owned an Animal Sanctuary

Granted, but all the animals attack you.


I wish we didn't have to do fetal pig disection tomorrow =[

Granted, you dissect a human.



I wish I didn't have to post.

Granted, your fingers have been removed.

I wish for a year's supply of free food!

Granted, but it's all rotten.


I wish I had fingers again.

Granted, but the fingers had an infection so now your hand fall off.
lol I don't know.

I wish that I had some money.

Granted. But you die and your much-hated-nephew got all the money.

You made no wish....


I wish I wasnt so lazy and would walk upstairs to get myself some M&Ms

Granted, but you walk upstairs, and find there weren't M&Ms up there at all, they were right next to you the whole time.


I wish I made a wish last time.

Granted you wished for something but I corrupted it. (Laziness took over)

I wish I had my cats back from the shelter...

Granted, but they turned into dogs.



I wish my school field trip wasn't as boring as going to a nasty lake. (The other kids went to a cemetery XD)

Granted, but there was a nasty lake there and you fell in.

I wish I had another wish.

Wish granted, but that wish back fires on you.

I wish I was more active on here.