granted...but there's a glitch and you don't receive it.

I wish you were here.

Granted, but that's just so schmaltsy, I end up vomitting on your keyboard.


I wish we had a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Suit so I could beat you in a race as the tortoise to your hare ^_^

Granted, but it is retired before you get one.

I wish it was Christmas again.

Granted, but Santa gets so irked at you for cutting his vacation short, he stuffs your coal up your nose.


I wish I had a gold mine.

Granted, but you die in it.

I wish I had a pizza right now

Granted, but the answer I give you is so short and disappointing you don't bother reading it.

I wish I had some butterscotch pudding pie ^_^

Granted, but the answer I give you is so short and disappointing you don't bother reading it.

I wish you didn't not not have a dollar.

I don't but you get it, find out its fake after spending it and go to jail.


I wish my house wasn't so boring.

Granted! It's now THREE TIMES AS BORING!!!


I wish our avatars had pocket protectors, text books, and glasses with tape around the bridges we could wear ^_^

Granted, everyone will ask you to join the Chess Club.

I wish I had more of this smoothie.

Granted, but you drop it on the ground.

I wish I was a famous singer.

Granted, you are on stage and fall off, breaking your neck. No one goes to your funeral.


I wish tonight wasn't the last YOKE, I never want it to end.

Granted. But YOKE ran out of funding and fired everyone.


I wish I could go swimming, not in a kiddie pool, without drowning, without being eaten by anything.

Granted, but to keep the sharks from eating you we had to give them some love potion and now they follow you around everywhere like puppies, lick your face, and have posters of you hanging from the ceilings of their caves ^_^

I wish my feet didn't hurt so much

Granted, you dont have feet anymore.



I wish I didn't have a headache...