Easy,someone posts a wish, and you corrupt it. For instance:

Person 1:
I wish I didn't have to go to school anymore.

Person 2:
Granted, now you hav a job you hate.

So... I wish I could fly.

I LOVE this game! Granted, I have super glued your tush to a biplane.... the underside of the biplane ^_^


I wish I had a HUGE pot of scalloped potatoes!

Granted, you are an ant at the bottom of the pot and die down there.


I wish it was summer time.

I'll try this game...
Granted, now you are dying from heat. (did i do it right?)


I wish i was a millionaire.

Granted, unfortunately your accountants stored your money in the same safe they keep their poison ivy gym shorts and your money is contaminated.

I wish I owned a zoo with giraffes, tigers, snakes, and gryphons ^_^

Granted, but they all escape and eat all of your clothing.


I wish my boyfriend lived in the same country as me

Granted, but he doesn't want to spend any time with you now.

I wish I could stop breaking things

granted, but you can not move at all


I wish I could perform real magic

Granted, but it is only bad magic that ruins the world and brings death and destruction


I wish I was a movie star

You are, but everyone hates your acting.



I wish I could read faster then I can now.

Granted, but now you don't know the definitions of any of the words you are reading.

I wish I could be a fast running, flying, artificially modified, water-fire-air breathing, fire proof, water proof, bomb destroying, live forever godly hero.

Wish granted but THEN you trip down a marble stair case and break every bone in your body and are remembered as the oaf in history.


I wish I didn't have to leave tomorrow =[

Granted, I'll handcuff your leg to a load-bearing post in my basement. Make sure you give out a yell every now and then or I'll forget to feed you.

I wish the feathered wings would go back into circulation.

Granted, but only for 1 hour and you miss them again.

I wish I had a Pony named Sally.

(yea that sounds about right ^_^ ) Granted, but he rather dislikes your choice of monickers and steps on your foot ^_^


I wish I could actually get something good out of the silent auctions