my nephew did this to me the other day.

What do you call a team with 18 legs and can catch a flying ball?

A~A BaseBall team.

It me a while to figure it out cuz he told me 'that can catch a fly' LOL.

He created this one too:

Where does a farmer take his pig on a sunny sunday?

A~ A Pignick

XD Pignick! Too cute

awwwww it is cute!!

I've got nothing else for a joke:


Mom: So I heard you got in trouble in school today.

Girl: Yes, but the bullies were bothering me!

Mom: Leave the fighting to the boys, girls should not beat up other kids.

Girl: Then what should I do, give them makeovers?

XD that is hilarious!

this is really wierd ok here it goes.......

There once was three guys names shutup,poop,and manners shutup was drivn too
fast that poop fell out of the car so shutup
went to the police station ,the police guy said to shutup "wat is your name" then shutup said"shutup" then the police guy said where is your manners Then shutup said outside scrapn up poop!lol

hahaha me and my brother and my sister had made another version of it hahaha but that 1 is better than ours hahahahahahaha!!

haha someone told me tat one a a better version, no offense! But hey you got a joke and you told it, thats all that matters in this fourm

thanx guys

this is funny but not that much here goes....

one day there was 3 girls that got caught by doin robbery and they were trying to get away from the cops but the cops were going to shot them the cops said "Ready Aim...." and then one girl said "Earthquake!" the cops turned and she ran away. the cops got ready to aim again. the cops said "Ready Aim..." and the next girl said "Volcano!" and the cops turned and she got away. they got ready to aim at the last girl they said "Ready Aim...." and the girl said "Fire!" and they shot her

you get it?

That's an old blonde joke. I liked that one, it reminds me of something I'd do LOL

oh i didnt really know lol im not really trying to be mean

hahaha funny i get it

Hmm..I don't get it..

I have a joke about the Census... :-S

This is what the Count from Sesame Street would say about the Census, "Everybody counts bah-hahahaha"

If anyone gets the joke, then good good very good. lol