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jokes, September 23 2009 @ 6:13PM by
 cindy22
hey everybody!!! make your funniest joke ever! this is mine (i know it is corny but dont tell me that cuz it makes me feel bad
doctor,doctor! why r u writing on my foot? im taking foot notes. 
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September 23 2009 @ 11:38PM, Response by
kitala « jokes
what do you call a cow with 3 legs?
a:tri tip XD i could not think of anything funny besides that opne my brother made. Its cheesy but cute.
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jokes » Response by
cindy22, September 24 2009 @ 5:09PM
its alright if its cheesy you know mine was too
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September 26 2009 @ 2:43PM, Response by
TheCatEye « jokes
I've gots a good one:
So there's some engineer guy, and he's a really hard-working. He died. However, he went to Heck (I don't wanna swear) instead of Heaven (He was supposed to go to Heaven). In Heck, the engineer just started fixing all the broken stuff in Heck (including the air-conditioning system) The Devil learns about this. Up in Heaven, God learned about the mix-up and calls The Devil telling him: "The Engineer needs to go to Heaven!!!" The Devil says no because of the work he's doing. God shouts: "If you don't give him back...I'LL SUE YOU!!!" The Devil laughs and laughs and then he says: "Now where are you gonna find a lawyer?" Me: XD
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jokes » Response by
PinkxRhino, September 26 2009 @ 4:47PM
lol @ Cat's joke
Q: Why was santa's helper shy? A: He had low elf-esteem
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September 26 2009 @ 8:51PM, Response by
JonasPenguin96 « jokes
my friend made this one...i think...
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor/miner XD hahaha...get it? corny i know lol...
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September 27 2009 @ 9:59PM, Response by
kitala « jokes
XD i hope this one is safe here is a favorite of mine i found online...Xd, thought id post another for entertainment.
The California/Oregon State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while in the Truckee, Kirkwood, and Yosemite areas. They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert but not startle the bears unexpectedly. They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity. People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper.
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jokes » Response by
kitala, September 28 2009 @ 7:30PM
glad you both liked it, mind if i post more? I just love jokes.
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September 28 2009 @ 7:42PM, Response by
cindy22 « jokes
sure you can this is not personal go ahead kitala!
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