Here you just say 1 random sentence that has never been said in the history of man kind. Here's mine:

M&M's like to go sky diving only when there is acid rain coming from rainbows.

Leprechauns truely fancy pink and wear pink undies at night while they sleep.

Maybe if I wear bananas the hobbits might jump on your heads!

People with green polka-dots on their face most likely eat toads.

Don't jump over that picket fence..the crazy deer keeps telling people to bound and leap with it.

(hahahahahah hairlessrat thats funny)

Toys come to life every time a Dr. Pepper can is squashed by dinosaurs.

I can't sing because the flying toadstool broke the jackrabbits runny nose.

When you scream high enough, dogs come in your house and start break- dancing.

If you say Rawr a plush dragon will come to life and steal your food

Why live life when theirs nothing good in it? (some random thing i made up)

Thats not one, whitecat, i said that when i was 10

Mine is::
I like to eat the feathers of emo chimpanzees and the hair of gangsta turtles.

(XD tabz thats funny too XD)

My brother got lost in the afro of a hippie- discoman.

(XD ty)

Will you eat fangrel squishies with mayo when the full moon rises from its bed of swiss herb drops?

Does and Bucks like to break dance when you play music that was made by Madonna!

Uncle Muldoon likes to sing along to the sweet sensational music of farting wallabies whilst wearing his polkadotted stilletto heels.